STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING. ORDER THIS PIZZA. RIGHT NOW.
This wasn’t just pizza — this was a transcendent experience. I’m convinced this pie was handcrafted by celestial beings. I took one bite and felt my soul ascend. My taste buds broke into song. I swear a single tear rolled down my cheek as I whispered, “This… this is what I've been searching for my whole life.”
The crust? An architectural marvel. Crispy enough to shatter on impact, but somehow still fluffy like it was made from clouds. The sauce was so rich and flavorful I briefly blacked out. And the cheese? Liquid gold. Stretchy, gooey, perfectly melted — it should be illegal to taste this good.
I added sausage, mushrooms, and extra cheese. What I got was a heavyweight champion of toppings. Each bite was a flavor explosion that rocked me to my core. I’m pretty sure this pizza cured my seasonal depression and cleared my skin.
Delivery was so fast I suspect the driver had warp drive.
If this pizza was a person, I’d marry it. If it started a religion, I’d convert immediately. If it ran for president, I’d campaign for it with my whole chest.
This wasn’t dinner. It was a spiritual awakening.
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Dominic f
1 contributions
7/8/24
• DoorDash order
garbage pizza not even edible ordered very well done it came raw horrible sauce cheap cheese don't buy anything from this place
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Akellah F
Emerging Expert • 32 contributions
11/11/23
• DoorDash order
Something about the taste is giving school lunch, it might be the dough.. it was cooked well though, good for kids.. Also looks like a slice was stolen but the box came sealed..
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Afra B
1 contributions
8/20/23
• DoorDash order
Been wanting to try this place since they opened up and I'm so glad I did. Their pizzas are absolutely delicious! It's got a thin crust and not too heavy on the sauce- so good.
