I love Cafe Rio! Everything is always amazing and tasty! I have never had an issue. The tortillas are homemade and soooo good! 10/10 would recommend!!!
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Caitlin B
1 contributions
5/5/25
• DoorDash order
The barbacoa pork was so dry I thought I was chewing on a tumbleweed dipped in disappointment. And the flavor? Imagine licking a penny from 2004—that’s the exact metallic sadness this pork delivered.
Now let’s talk toppings. The portions of jalapeños, sour cream, guac, and pico were so tiny, I thought they were garnishes for a dollhouse. I counted five jalapeño slices. Five. One for each stage of grief I went through eating this meal. There was also a mysterious, shriveled-up thing that may have once been a jalapeño… or a raisin with a criminal past. I wasn’t taking chances.
Honestly, microwaved nachos with Kraft singles and stale tortilla chips would’ve tasted better—and they wouldn’t charge you a small fortune to be betrayed like this. Banquet mac and cheese has more soul than these nachos. Yes, Banquet. From the freezer aisle. Let that sink in.
I don’t know if the cooks are in a competition to see who can crush the most hopes in a single dish, but if so, they’re absolutely winning.
I’m just mad at myself for giving this place a chance. Save your money, your tastebuds, and your dignity. Eat literally anywhere else. Lick a sidewalk. It might taste better.
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Tamara V
Emerging Expert • 10 contributions
3/24/25
• DoorDash order
I orderedthe tostada meal thinking inwouldhave a tostada with rice and beans on the side, but NOPE igot a huge piled mess on top of my tostada makin it difficult to eat and it just wasnt good. The whole tostada was gross and soggy. Never again.
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Shamiah A
Emerging Expert • 24 contributions
2/27/25
• DoorDash order
Food was welled season and nicely packaged. The rice didnt taste like anything but the beans were good. The Horchata (Craft Specialty)was good 8/10. Double Tacos 10/10. I would recommend this and get it again very fulfilling. This place did a great job
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Linnea F
8 contributions
8/23/22
• DoorDash order
The salad had a huge fat chunk of meat. Paid an extra $3 for extra meat only to get a disgusting fat. The salad is normally good but after I got a mouth full of gooey fat I lost my appetite.
