Chipotle is a groundbreaking masterpiece in the art of mediocrity, and honestly, we’re all here for it. My Burrito Bowl? A cold, lifeless creation wrapped in corporate confidence so bold, it deserves its own reality show. The rice? Dryer than your ex’s sense of humor. The chicken? Seasoned with regret and charred to perfection on what I can only assume was a rusted BBQ grill. And the guac? Oh, the guac! An extra charge for green slime so lifeless it could moonlight as spackle.
But here’s the kicker: Chipotle doesn’t just serve food—they deliver an experience. They remind us all that even the worst decisions deserve a round of applause. Five stars for redefining what “fine dining” means in the saddest way possible.
Pro Tip: If you’re searching for an overpriced, gloriously underwhelming meal that’ll leave you questioning life choices, look no further.
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Marian R
4 contributions
1/5/25
• DoorDash order
steak was old and hard to chew. Queso dip was watery disgusting
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Kieana M
3 contributions
10/30/24
• DoorDash order
Food came hot! And that usually never happens EVER. Also they gave me a lot more than I would get in-person!!! The chips were very salty though
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Blaine R
3 contributions
9/25/24
• DoorDash order
SUCH small portions, I have been to this location and my portion was at LEAST half if not a third of the size when delivered, and the directions and ingredients were clearly not followed. Infuriating.
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Rackell S
4 contributions
1/21/22
• DoorDash order
Good but they forgot my chips and gave me the quaso
