Behold, the holy trinity of lunch: chicken, steak, and rice—all living harmoniously in one bowl like it’s a meaty United Nations summit. No lettuce ambush, no rogue bell-pepper confetti, no “Would you like to add corn?” interrogation. Just glorious protein, carbs, and a big dollop of sour-cream snowcap sliding into spicy Chili Crisp lava.
First bite: boom, tender chicken karate-kicks my taste buds. Second bite: steak barges in, flexes yet tender. The rice? A supportive best friend soaking up juices like an edible shammy. Chili Crisp brings crunch and heat, while the sour cream politely reminds everyone to stay cool—like an air-conditioner in a Texas gym.
And the best part? I didn’t have to mutter “Hold the cucumber, hold the kale, hold the existential dread of salad.” The order screen basically winked and said, “Veggies? Never heard of ’em.” Freedom tastes like animal protein and capsicum oil.
Verdict: 10/10 would devour again, preferably right before man-handling another 180-pound granite block. If you crave meat, rice, and flavor minus the garden party, saddle up.
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Sean H
14 contributions
5/16/25
• DoorDash order
Meat? Check.
Rice? Check.
Hunger? Gone.
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Andrew C
19 contributions
5/13/25
• DoorDash order
Good value, nothing fancy but what's there is good quality. Would order again!
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Andrew C
19 contributions
5/13/25
• DoorDash order
Excellent dinner, great value, this brand is more than a meme
