The Soup Nazi Kitchen
Most Liked Items From The Menu
Most Liked Items From The Menu
Most Ordered
The most commonly ordered items and dishes from this store
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
16 oz. or 32 oz. Made with real bone broth so lots of collagen for joint and skin health. Special Chinese ginger and garlic in broth makes dick get hard and stay that way, if that's a problem. Comes with seasonal veggies. so you get some fiber to help you poop better.
Weirder than the "Bubble Boy"
90s was known for increasing acceptance of weird shit. So we're back with more weird shit that's going to piss off a lot of Woke-a-Dopes.
These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty!
Quench that thirst with a smoothie made with fresh fruits and vegetables, not frozen or from concentrate. 24 oz.
The Soup Nazi's Bookshelf
Read what the Soup Nazi reads to understand his cruelty. Prepare to be horrified by his twisted philosophy of life and why he runs his business with an iron fist.
Monk's Cafe Desserts
Yummy
Yada Yada Salads
Veggies are good for you, yada yada, eat them for healthy life, yada yada,
Sponge Worthy Snacks
Snacks so good that you'd trade a "sponge" for them.
Seinfeld's Leftovers
Kramer raids Seinfeld's fridge every day, wonder what he's eating?
The Master of Your Domain Juices
Not from concentrate or a bottle, this is made with fruits and vegetables. Healthy AF.
Curses and Blessings
An original blessing or curse from the Soup Nazi. They work too, they curses for instance have resulted in two jail sentences (including Christian Sayre), and one death, and many misadventures for Dipshit Doug Evans Dickhead.